Wednesday, December 19, 2007

16 SIGNS THAT SAY UR IN LOVE


SIXTEEN:
Wen you're on the phone wid them late at night and they hang up, u
still miss them even wen it was just 2minutes ago

FIFTEEN:
U read their Texts n Smss Over n over again

FOURTEEN:
U walk really slow wen you're wth them

THIRTEEN:
U feel shy wenevr they're around

ELEVEN:
Wen u think about them, ur heart beats faster
TEN:
U smile wen u hear their voice

NINE:
Wen u look at them, u can't c d other ppl around u, u
just see him/her

EIGHT:
U start listenin to slow songs while thinking about them

SEVEN:
They're all u think about

SIX:
U get high just 4m their scent

FIVE:
U relize u're always smilin wen you're lookin at them

FOUR:
U wud do nethin 4 them, just 2 see them

THREE:
While reading this, there was 1 person on ur mind this whole time

TWO:
U were so busy thinkin about tht prsn, u didnt notice number
twelve was missin

ONE:
U just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at urslf

loved this

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sometimes a little less is a lot more

I found this as a chain email years ago...I have kept it over the years and this reminds me of how the little imperfections in life make it perfect...




 A  farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a  post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on is
 overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
 "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his  neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of   money."
 The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his  pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the  farmer.
 "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
 "Sure," said the  farmer.
 And with  that he let out a whistle. "Here,  Dolly!" he called.
 Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four  little balls of fur.
 The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the  little boy noticed something else stirring  inside  the doghouse.
 Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.  Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing  its best to catch up...
 "I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
 The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
 With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
 With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy..
 "How much?" asked the little boy...  "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."
 
  
 Life is not easy but, it is never dull and it is what it is!

8-28-2007

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

LAWS OF LOVE TODAY


UNIVERSAL LAW: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only transfer from one girlfriend to the next girlfriend with some loss of money.

FIRST LAW: a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play andbreaks the legs/hands of the boy.

SECOND LAW: the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same as increment or decrement of thebank balance.

THIRD LAW :the force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal andopposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals