LAWS OF LOVE TODAY

UNIVERSAL LAW: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only transfer from one girlfriend to the next girlfriend with some loss of money.

FIRST LAW: a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play andbreaks the legs/hands of the boy.

SECOND LAW: the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same as increment or decrement of thebank balance.

THIRD LAW :the force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal andopposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals